‘Desperate Housewives’ Closes Season 5 in Style Tonight
It’s almost time for the May 17th two-episode, two-hour fifth-season finale of Desperate Housewives, my dears, and I am ready.
During “Everybody Says Don’t” at 9pm ET:
Gaby bumps into someone she knows and discovers life has not been treating them well.
Lynette gets mad at Tom yet again after she learns what his latest next best thing is. Trust me or keep reading — it’s really not that big a deal.
Orson threatens to blackmail Bree, which is so not a good idea, dude — she’ll bite it off and then spit it out, if you know what I mean, only with class and a big smile on her face.
And Susan says a big “Yes” to Crazy Dave’s offer.
Then during the immediately following official finale “If It’s Only in Your Head”:
Gaby’s niece relocates to Wisteria Lane.
Lynette comes to grips with Tom’s decision to return to school (told ya it wasn’t a big deal).
Bree has trouble understanding Orson’s behavior (what else is new?).
And Crazy Dave endangers the lives of Susan and MJ. Uh-oh.
Sneak a peek at Lynette complaining about her husband in the preview clip below. Yeah — I know Crazy Dave is way more interesting, but ABC has to keep fans wanting more, right?
Desperate Housewives airs Sundays on ABC at 9pm EST.
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